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Archived: Open Letter to guy who stole my car

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Dear Guy-who-stole-my-car-today-while-I-was-surfing-Guy,

If I see you . . . I will choke you out. RNC or side choke.  I haven’t decided.

If I don’t see you . . . I hope you die in a fire.

love,

-Zeke

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Written by ZekeIsAwesome

April 5, 2006 at 1:25 am

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